Tonight, I will be drinking heavily, and drinking alone–all under the watchful eye of the webcam.

First off–yes, I shamelessly ripped the title concept off of Scott Pilgrim vs The World, which shamelessly ripped it off many great stories before it. It’s a fantastic movie, and soundtrack, and score, and cast. You should buy and love them all immediately.

As for the experiment itself: simply put, tonight, a quiet Saturday night in suburban Rockville, I will be getting quite smashed and talking to myself. It’s something I’ve long considered doing, a brute-force method of finding out what’s really going on in my head. I’ve had friends tell me I start talking about really heavy matters when I’m blackout drunk, so I figure I’d find out what I have to say–and you get to come along for the ride.

Supposedly, Livestream records webcasts and offers them for download, but I seem to remember having problems with that during Another Brick in the Wall-E–so if the video below fails to work, I’ll upload a local copy of the damning evidence later.

And now, without further ado…the man himself, Nega Josh.

Invade the interwebs!